I've never worn anything -- anything -- with a rude slogan. For a starters, my mum wouldn't like it and for err, afters? I wouldn't like it, either. I'm just not that type of girl.
I'm pretty sure that once a bought a tee by that brand called Porn Star when I was fifteen or so (forgive me) but I don't think it had the brand name on the front. I never even had one of the FCUK tees that everyone in the world had. Don't get me wrong: I love a good pun. But a tight top saying F C K - All I Need Is U? GAG.
AND NOW. THIS. (Drumroll. Snigger.)
Agent Provocateur Twinset (matching short-sleeved sweater is available too) with embroidered crossed baby pink PENIS' on. (What's the plural of penis? Peni? Oh wait - Wiktionary just gave it as Penisse. Lolz.) They, err, are 'saying' the AP logo. It's like a crest for some immensely bizarro gay clan.
Actually, at first I thought this was the worst thing I'd ever seen in my life but now I'm changing my mind a little. Don't worry Mum: I'm not about to splash out on it or anything, but the more I look at it the more I giggle. It's WILLIES, people! Hahaha!
Although, if I was a gay gay with the initials A.P., I think I might seriously be tempted.
Mm. Tasteful.
But no matching pants?
Posted by: dnai | 21 October 2009 at 16:58
absolutely brilliant! even the girl in the photo's trying not to laugh. i don't know if i love it or hate it, but i do love that the knickers match,(knickers and knitwear) practical! love your blog btw!
Posted by: carina100.blogspot.com | 21 October 2009 at 17:10
gaaah! im not sure if its the penii (favourite guess at the plural) as much as the style. It looks like it should be by some Collectif-type brand. Not AP. Random! haha
Posted by: Ellie | 21 October 2009 at 18:07
This reminds me of a story I've heard of a lady fumingly returning her Basso and Brooke top to Harvey Nichols after closely looking at it....
Posted by: andrea | 21 October 2009 at 21:29
lol made me chuckle xxxx
Posted by: kirsty | 21 October 2009 at 21:48
'not going to splash out on it' *snigger*.
Posted by: Fiona | 22 October 2009 at 11:50
Dnai: A step too far?
Carina: You're right, she is!
Ellie: Who knows the plural? Hopefully I'll never be confronted by a crowd of them.
Andrea: OMG. I need to check all my prints!
Kirsty: Me too :)
Fiona: Sorry! Couldn't resist.
Posted by: Amy | 12 November 2009 at 16:10
You are collaborating with some Huge name. This stuff is very impressive.
Posted by: Jordan Hydro | 26 July 2010 at 07:30