Wolf Whistle

Love = Pain

Topshop, seriously. What are you doing to me?

Ava boot, £95

 

 

April wedge, £85

 

Able boots, £40

 

 

Emma Cook wedges, £130

 

I cannot even pick a favourite, I love them all so much. (Although sometimes I like "Oh definitely ____" then change my mind ten minutes later.) And, worryingly, Topshop is literally just round the corner from uni, where I am now. I want to try them all on but I have the feeling that is a dangerous urge. DANGER! SHOES!

And besides, I'm too broke. That's £350 of imaginary dream money right there. Does Topshop take that currency, by any chance?

Orange You Glad I Didn't Make A Pun

Mandarin, tangerine, clementine... Lately all I have wanted is orange hair.

Amazing picture above from Lula magazine (now on my bedroom wall)

Want to hear a boring story? GUYS I KNOW YOU LOVE MY BORING HAIR STORIES.  I tried and failed o get orange hair a couple of weeks ago. I went to the Toni and Guy training academy where they coloured my hair for FREE! They love me down there - I think it's because I don't care at all.

But alas, woe is me, etc: my hair was too red. They dyed the ends orange and put loads of copper through it but... eh. Everyone has said it's pretty but it's just not. orange. enough. (Scroll down, it's in yesterdays post.)

And naturally, because I can't stop thinking about it, I keep seeing orange haired mega vixens everywhere. Every. Where.

The beautiful Mademoiselle Robot and her gorgeous new do

Lara Stone shot by Steven Klein for French Vogue

Also, the original orange haired dreamboat:

Mila Jovovich in The Fifth Element

All these girls have the same bob, too. But I'm keeping it LONG. Still though, I'm thinking: bleach and red hair dye and orange dye from Camden (Manic Panic? lolzzz) and D.I.Y TIME. Very soon!

And -- I'm not gonna lie -- maybe I'm inspired by this a little bit?

Tis the season, after all!

HI LOOKBOOK

Me and my friend Harry decided to finally sign up to Lookbook.nu (my Lookbook page is here! Come say hello, innit) and we've turned into each others daily photographers, so expect some outfit pictures finally. I've been meaning to do this regularly forever, sigh...

THURSDAY

button up sleeveless top from Topshop
floor-sweeping tassel boots from Primark
vintage kiddie's backpack (this is so much fun)
denim high-waist shorts from Primark (many moons ago)
vintage sleeveless leather and sheepskin coat from car boot

That sleeveless jacket was £5 from a car boot and worth so much more. It's one of my ultimate favourite things right now and how battered it is only makes it betterrrr.

FRIDAY

same boots again (what can I say other than OBSESSED)
vintage squares & rectangles dress (I need a catchy name for this print)
boyfriends black cardigan, pinched BORROWED
leather ruffle clutch from Faith
gold A earrings from Topshop

I Love Karen Elson (part 102)

Karen Elson is my #1 dream girl. Glad to see she's Lula's, too! I'm seriously enjoying all the beautiful images of her editorials for the issue that she guest edited. SWOON.

 

Scans from The Fashion Spot, specifically here. Thanks!

W. T. F.

I've never worn anything -- anything -- with a rude slogan. For a starters, my mum wouldn't like it and for err, afters? I wouldn't like it, either. I'm just not that type of girl.

I'm pretty sure that once a bought a tee by that brand called Porn Star when I was fifteen or so (forgive me) but I don't think it had the brand name on the front. I never even had one of the FCUK tees that everyone in the world had. Don't get me wrong: I love a good pun. But a tight top saying F C K - All I Need Is U? GAG.

AND NOW. THIS. (Drumroll. Snigger.)

Agent Provocateur Twinset (matching short-sleeved sweater is available too) with embroidered crossed baby pink PENIS' on. (What's the plural of penis? Peni? Oh wait - Wiktionary just gave it as Penisse. Lolz.) They, err, are 'saying' the AP logo. It's like a crest for some immensely bizarro gay clan.

 

Actually, at first I thought this was the worst thing I'd ever seen in my life but now I'm changing my mind a little. Don't worry Mum: I'm not about to splash out on it or anything, but the more I look at it the more I giggle. It's WILLIES, people! Hahaha!

Although, if I was a gay gay with the initials A.P., I think I might seriously be tempted.

Originally seen here over at Doanie's blog. Well spotted!